“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

Lolol we’re all doomed.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

And which party wants to reduce federal wages and cut the federal workforce? Not democrats!

Nate Silver’s model was the only one which gave Trump a good chance of winning. Take it up with the Huffington Post and Sam Wang; they gave Clinton close to a 99% chance of winning....

Not this white girl.

Here is your White Trump voter, America.

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

Your last paragraph is sad to me. The democratic party is supposed to be the economic left party. These are economically disadvantaged workers who are in need of education and wealth redistribution. They tried to unionize in the past, so they are no friend to big labor. They are desperate and poor. No matter where…

And if I found a flake of pure gold in a pile of my own bloody stools, I’d still be worried about what the fuck is wrong with me.

And Houston (Harris County) just elected a liberal lady DA, Kim Ogg, whose primary platform plank was dismissing marijuana cases (already decriminalized in the city).

And Jefferson Co. Tx just elected the state’s first black woman sheriff.

I am trying to put together a list of companies that donated to DT in order to not shop with them, and list of companies that donated the other way, so my dollars go to support business with some kind of conscience.

That’s my secret. I am always thinking about Snacktaku.

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

I woke this morning extremely confused. In theory as a Repub I should be happy, but I’m not. I can not believe the country could possibly be this stupid, but yeah actually I can.

Egon!

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…