*Payrolls - plural.

but Corey Lewandowski is still on the payroll.

It gets really old when white women don’t understand or attempt to understand the meaning of certain songs written by people of color, or even any piece of clothing or accessories from other cultures like headdresses and bindis, yet they still claim they’re doing “respectful tributes” when they use them just for fun…

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

This is what they were charged with:

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

Yeah, Republican men telling women, including fellow conservative women, to sit down and shut up has been another theme in this election.

Commentor Busslayer upthread summed it up best. It’s not about black voters, it’s about white voters. Specifically, it is about the white voters who are on the fence about casting their ballot for Trump due to his racism. This gives them the “out” they want. It soothes their nerves when they can say he reached out to…

As a Jew, I’ve been wondering this whole election “when are the Jews going to get dragged into this?”

Do you hate me? You must hate me because why else would you put the image of Joe Arpaio in pink granny panties in my mind’s eye? Now I must pluck out said eye to try and cleanse my mind of that image. Are you satisfied?

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

So they work better when being used for multiplayer.

I saw someone refer to Clinton’s outfit as a ‘white Lady Gandalf pantsuit. Now I want to make ‘#ladygandalfpantsuit’ a thing.

Let’s be clear about something...

I also like him with David Mitchell. They do the full-on nerd-dork schtick in different but complementary ways.

I just saw this a few minutes ago, and thought it perfectly summed up his mindset. Women=Give them a kiss. Blacks (any minority)=Keep them at arm lengths away.

I think John Oliver said it best when he said “Let me just remind you that last Sunday, I told you if you looked above the clouds, you would see rock bottom. But if you look up there now . . . you will see, right up in the distance, where we were this time last week. Because since then, we have sunk so low, we are…