It means “FUCK! What do I have to say to keep my job?”

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

Thismade me think of Thora Birch too. Her dad ruined her career.

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

White Silicon Valley Tech Millionaire Unaware He Is Already Part Of The American Elite

...because protecting from a lone wolf attack is a Herculean task, nearly impossible to accomplish with 100% effectiveness...while not shooting unarmed citizens is just, well, decent behavior.

If the lone wolf attackers organized into jurisdictional forces, were tasked by the government to protect and serve the population within that jurisdiction, were paid salaries with our tax dollars, formed incredibly powerful unions, went back in time to establish decades of oppression-based tactics, then came back to…

Given that the only reason we are discussing police violence against black people is because people can readily document it on their phones, protest selfies are entirely appropriate. Also, it seems wise to have a documented timeline of your locations and activities during a protest, in case they drag you away.

The fact that the police will act this way, with the whole world watching, is beyond disgusting.

STOP KILLING BLACK PEOPLE!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!!!

I’m having a hard time dismissing the wack jobs that cry out that we’re being exterminated to start a race war.

Yep. I’m not a huge Jim Carrey fan of late (mostly due to his anti-vax nonsense), but now that I know his accuser is a Scientologist, I’m leaning more toward believing Carrey.

My guess is some of the other Blaze writers are Trumpists.