Those are more songs than montages. I wouldn’t count “Living In America” as a montage even if it and the accompanying performance are pure gold. The official montages are “No Easy Way Out,” “Burning Heart,” and “Hearts On Fire.”

Watergate

Sounds like you found the asshole car.

The racist part of Cleveland is Ohio.

Quick question, though: Is there anything left in this world that doesn’t cause cancer?

“*Allegedly* killed the president”

+3 gift baskets

Wiping his ass has to suck

As an Italian-American, he should have a healthy fear of those fucking killers.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”