The big takeaway for me is there’s an unmarked way for me to get into Canada... I think I’ll start planning my dash for freedom.

Murica only cares about walls/fences on the brown people border.

If we’re that worried about said international border, it should be clearly marked and fenced so people can’t accidentally cross it. 

Two such things:

The Jazz picking Allen is the “I really don’t care. Do u?” coat of the draft.

Well, they’re not the only ones to use scantily clad women to attract interest.

Lalas will find a way to beat him at being the biggest asshole. Just give it an hour or two, at most.

stick to politics!

I think that’s reasonable. DONE DEAL, HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

Lakers get Lenoard and filler from Spurs, Spurs get Heild, Fox, Deng (to make salaries work) and the 2nd pick, Sacramento gets Ingram and Ball. As others have pointed out, that doesn’t get get Sacremento what it wants, but it works.

They’re just trying to mess it up intentionally in the hopes of landing a high pick in next year’s draft.

It’s no goddamn joke, on a hot day I’m more nervous than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Can I get a slo-mo gif of that fat golfer walking for the next time someone tries to argue that golf is an athletic endeavor

I think winning his third consecutive Champions League was better. But hey, if that makes passive aggressive Messi Stans feel better...

Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.

So I was…

Fixed

I thought the Russians exported their far right hooligans to the White House.

do people call miguel cabrera cabby? i’m familiar with miggy, but never cabby

I’m sure Ted Cruz has tried to blast himself in the face just to see what it was like.

FWIW Carlos Monarrez has been publicly advocating for the Lions to trade Matthew Stafford - the best quarterback they’ve had since the advent of McCarthyism -for the last 3 seasons