the shunned extramarital lovechild of jimmy Johnson and Martha Stewart — we should not be surprised indeed

I though “NYAAAHH!!” was what Jackie Christie yells to Doug when she pulls up on the bridle.

WCW/nWo Revenge

River City Ransom

“Green doesn’t even have a good reason to be mad at Windhorst”

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

And the board?

Stephens told the court and us that she didn’t even realize that she had been abused until she was 12, which is when she told her parents that when Nassar touched her feet, he did it with his penis. Nassar convinced her parents that she was lying and for years, Stephens’ father insisted that she needed to apologize…

You sure as hell shouldn’t count on the guy with the gun to help you

I’ll take the rats and gorillas. I can soak the rats in kerosene and teach the gorillas to light them on fire and toss them like Molotov cocktails at the enemy.

I pick the guy with the gun. I don’t have to be faster than the animals, I just have to be faster than him.

Still not as big an embarrassment as one going home every night to Mitch McConnell.

I’d say this isn’t a great look for the spouse of a cabinet secretary, but this is the least of our country’s problems.

I know. I complain about how the Internet overreacts and rages and then argue with people who are overreacting and raging. The circle of life!

He said its a terrible situation, that the perpetratora need to be imprisioned. But he didnt say it to your liking. This is my issue.

So what you mean by him saying stupid things is him expressing sympathy for the victims, hoping MSU does everything it can to help them, and bringing the correct people to justice? Got it. He obviously misspoke with “right person” comment, which he explained in his second statement. Is his support for Simon, a 40…

See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.…

He abused at least 150 girls and women (that we know of). That is a staggering number. 150 innocent lives altered forever because of his despicable actions. And this school let it happen. Everyone who knew about this and ignored it, or worse, threatened those victims instead of helping them, should be fired and…

I wouldn’t even give the gymnastics program the death penalty, so long as the entire coaching and training staff were released, barred from other programs, and if it can be proved that they had knowledge of this shit, face criminal and civil liabilities, along with the other culpable administrators.

Why not just remove every single person from the athletic department and start over? There isn’t anything about Michigan State as a school that is inherently bad, it was the people who were in charge. Get rid of them, prosecute them if possible, and start over.