Kid is lucky Wahlberg isn’t a Detroit native. Imagine what being a Lions fan would do to him. Or maybe that’s exactly what he needs....

“Last Christmas” is fucking GREAT, but also super sad.

Zack Zenner totally sounds like a pod racing alien.

The Lions fans have it the worst because that wasn’t even the fucking rule then. I don’t know why people call it the Dez Bryant rule, since it’s pretty obviously the Calvin Johnson rule.... and that’s what everyone was calling it until Dez Bryant lost his catch to that rule.

The dumbass is clearly you my friend. Pepe has been co oped by the Nazis. The only reason people play that game is to get their nazi emoticon. That’s what the image means now. It doesn’t matter what it used to mean. We all know what it used to mean. It’s been ruined and it’s just about being a bigot. Which I…

“Who” is Michigan State? What was “their” role? Two rather important questions that went unanswered in this lengthy article. Some people have been held to account. Which other ones should be and why? There’s precisely zero evidence that MSU is “burying” anything. A lack of heads on pikes is not itself evidence of a…

I’m just gonna go to The Riv, grab a pitcher, and wait for allllll of this to blow over.

Agreed. They need to abolish that dreaded slam dunk as well. We need more fundamental basketball. 5 passes before a shot!

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

And why shouldn’t he go in? He’s like the Lou Whitaker of shortstops! Only, you know, white.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

I can’t wait for the threads touting those series, so I can swoop in and talk about how uninteresting they are to me.

You seriously think that was dirty? What else was Stewart supposed to do after Cooper dropped his head down to the level of Stewart’s elbow? But then again, you think PI is an indication a team is playing dirty so it is pretty clear you have no clue what you are talking about.

You must be one of those people Who Read Not Good, and are probably a mouth-breathing Trumpleforeskin.

I am glad to know this is normal. For I have written sports cheer. “Our sports-children shall defeat your sports-children in ritualized combat, demonstrating the genetic superiority of humans from government drawn school zone.”

On the list of things adults can do with their neighbors, just for fun, practicing cheers for a yet-to-open high school comes in about 20 places behind, “orgy” and only slightly ahead of, “murdering them.”

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.

Maybe but the guy he’s slapping is definetly a no talent assclown