Jay Z has always been out empowerment through inspiration. Until him and Diddy we never really saw the black mogul. His story in of itself uplifts because blacks kids growing up in Marcy see someone that looks just like them make something special out of themselves. Black artists see that it’s possible to be the boss,…

I’m a 23 year old black guy that’s laughing so fucking hard at you hahahahah

If you are rich, you need to be grateful.

Aww, poor baby.

Yeah, what a dumbass. Why can’t people fathom that cops in general are the ones getting called out about this, not white, black, etc. cops.

Um...black people can be racist against other black people...Wtf.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Tear it down and build a statute of a real Maryland hero:
That girl that crushed a can of beer on her head last weekend.

I must be the Lionsiest Lions fan there is. I’m boycotting the NFL this season. It’s probably the only season you’ll see anybody on Deadspin saying anything positive about the Lions, Stafford and ... CALDWELL? Are you f’ing KIDDING ME?! What is this world coming to???

If this was the NFL they’d both be suspended.

A surfers thoughts on Darwin and others like him:

I like Cousins actually, but I wouldn’t take any of them over Stafford. Cousins is at best as good as Stafford, at which point you’d pay almost as much if not as much, Bradford is Schrodinger’s QB (good when it doesn’t matter, trash when it does), Bridgewater is going to explode his knee again at some point, Garoppolo…

Good.

Thank you Patrick.

I’d be shocked if Nixon didn’t have a dossier on each President’s weaknesses in case he had to fight them. I say his paranoia and wrestling heel tactics take the day.

The thing about Trump is he was old balls as soon as he came in the office. Ford was 60 (about 10 years younger) and played football (center, actually) in college. It would be cruel and unusual. Carter’s country strong. Clinton has bimbo-dicking verve and I bet he fights dirty, just all eye-gouges and knee kicks.

They are fucking.

Just because you guys are in the pocket of BIG FUCKING ON THE SUBWAY doesn’t mean you should criticize other websites for how they make money.

Ugh, I hope your mail-order bride hits the road quick. The good news for America is that people like you are an endangered species.

You’re right. Oberon is overrated.