If you need to cover something up, call a guy that can cover, I suppose.

Being a bandwagon fan is like wanting a steak well done with ketchup...it’s just not the way to fan.

She’s chasing Rick Moranis through the streets of Manhattan, one thing leads to another, and they give her a prestigious title.

“Landon is a cuck. We should be rooting for Russia. They support our President”

That looked super fake. The hit was just a tackle, no real impact. Between the runner dude and the whole “security team”, they looked like a bunch of nerds fucking around, trying to go viral. They may have been inspired by the BC Lions guy from earlier today on this very website.

I’m tempted to tweet the link to this thread at everyone that matters.

Eh. If I’m Sacramento, I want SA and LA’s first round picks this year (18 and 25) to make that work.

You can’t always get what you want. #2 isn’t an established star either. They need to be realistic. Getting a couple promising young players (who have more value than mid-round picks) and maybe a draft pick tagged on may be enough.

Not if they like the top of this draft.

Right. Those would be the principals, but it could get tightened up with expiring contracts and future picks.

I don’t mean to sound like Bill Simmons, but could a “3-teamer” send #2 to San Antonio (gotta be Doncic), Kawhi to the Lakers, and 2 or 3 pieces between Ball, Kuzma, Ingram, and Randle to Sacramento? Who says no?

The opposite of Fortuna is ForSALMON. If he was Javier Forsalmon, he’d have gotten back in the ring because tuna swim with the current, while salmon swim against it.

Oh no! Who will I watch slob all over C-lister’s knobs now?

Exciting, high-level = Goofy?

He’s not the one that wasted 5 minutes of your time. You might as well have been standing on a bridge while you banged out that response.

Flamethrowers can’t be banned though or they’d confiscate your take.

Haisley is as dry as the First Lady on the President’s birthday.

No one has ever called him Cabby till now.

In this situation, maybe it’s more of a prison/Jurassic Park thing. Not calling it incestuous, just that somebody’s gotta help mom tidy up around this motherfucker.

It’s not easy for a right-winger to sound like he’d swallow E-40's cock if he knew his friends wouldn’t find out about it, but this guy nails it