How can they pluralize “Lone Ranger Heroes”? They aren’t exactly lone.

You turned an airball into a great alley oop pass.

Anyone that labels themselves a “gamer” is already a loser.

Pro wrestling is fake.....news.

If you pumped a grey hound full of steroids, trained him heavily for a little while, then gave him some crank before the race, would he win or just fly into the sun?

You know what that cheetah could use? Some coke.

You’ve averaged 5.5% on your investments in the past 5 years. A goddamn balanced index has averaged 10% in the last 5.

I’ll fix the scene.

We could riot, but the poor hillbillies with all the fucking guns will be sure to defend these slime because, you know, MAGA.

I like that there is no context. I’m imagining this is a Hormel Chavez cos play.

Chicago native Turner already knows muddy waters will give you the blues.

His business cards really shouldn’t have read David Eaton “Lots O’ Pussy”. But hindsight is 20/20.

I live by these words from Eminem (way back when he was good): Mark Wahlberg is a small turd.

Ya, Harbaugh is a QB whisperer. He’s really pumping out the 1st round draft picks in Ann Arbor.

“Hark, the Herald Angels Sing” is my jam. And I’m an atheist.

If there were a “Dunk On” contest, Larry Nance Jr is your reigning king. He’s dunked on Durant and Brook Lopez as hard as it gets. They got dunked into the Upside-Down. He’s a fucking demogorgon.

I’m sure Brook Lopez is thankful to move down the Google search results page for “Larry Nance Jr dunk”.

My crowning achievement in being an older brother was naming my characters in my party after my younger siblings so that “we” could play together. Sharing is caring. They had a great time.

Right. The Lions have a history of writing the rule book on the fly (it almost happened again last week versus Tampa, involving a catch/no catch, fumble, defenseless receiver combo platter which took Hochuli 15 minutes to sort out).

Oh, No! Someone got fucked by the catch rule. My heart bleeds for you.