Are you suppose to “never” have a dog because of your “temporary” boyfriend? No. You get the dog when he is out of the picture. That feels like common sense.

An on-field cheater, a sideline disaster, and an off-field coke head: He probably fits right in with politicians.

It’s like a commercial for Hooked On Phonics commercial started with “I AM Reading”.

You’ve got black people going to college that have to deal with their own people telling them they are “trying to be white”, so you can’t think they’ll be very accepting putting on some insulting get-up and painting herself black.

How would you rank species of apes? What factors do you use to rank? Intelligence, cuteness, viability as pets, etc?

If you can’t beat them at beating staffers, join them.

Boxing is to Mayweather v. McGregor, as the Republican Party is to Trump.

Agree. Pay off the house, put a lot of it in a low risk, index mutual fund, then see if the local baseball team needs a seasonal beer tapper who is just happy to be there (or whatever a person’s low pressure semi-retirement gig might be).

This took about a whole 20 seconds to read. If Magary complains that you can’t fill a minute of White Sox content on Deadcast, point out that you gave the readers a lil’ sumpin this week.

When asked for an example of “baseball language”, Remy replied, “Chinese. Japanese. Three gree-nies. E-man-ski”.

Did you even read the guy’s comment? Or you couldn’t wait to be the “what if you had a daughter” guy, that it didn’t matter where you left your melodrama?

Right. If you accept that every program has guys that do bad/dumb things, then I’m proud of our program.

As an alum I’m.....proud?

A small group of people know what Fran meant. Who can figure out the true meaning of “I will see you at hotel”? Enjoy!

“KD gave her a glance to ‘locate her’? I doubt that. When Rihanna sits around the court, she really sits AROUND the court”. -Barstool Sports douche

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

People who get paid to do jobs that don’t involve jokes should stop trying to be comedians.

Ran here to say “The word is begrud-......”. Thanks for the correction, Drew. You’re a better sidekick than Joe House

Racism? Comedy comes in the 3's, but you stretched too far for that one. Especially when “the drinking water” was sitting right there.

Nothing threatening about what I said. I would say that to anyone. I would happily tell you face to face. If you feel threatened, it’s because I’m correct and you have no response.