Lavar wants Lonzo, Liangelo, and Lamelo in LA with the Lakers because he is overextended in this alliteration thing and can’t go back now.

You’re kidding, right? “Stop transitioning so competing with the girls is legit” is your solution. It’s funny because the exact opposite is the right solution?

A time zone is just a couple hours behind, not a couple decades. I think it was a bit overkill on the players’ parts to adopt those early 90's hairstyles just because they were trapped in Tulsa.

If I read your comment, and I’m a liberal, and my response to you is “You’re a fucking faggot, dude” is “everyone”, as you put it, so easy to offend?

Clickbait! I was under the impression this was published in 2017. Bastards!

If the Earth is flat, how is it dark at 7pm in New York while the sun is out in LA? Shouldn’t a question like that be a enough for these people to realize they are wrong?

I was expecting him to stay put near mid court, delaying the game with antics. But that was kind of a nice move. The unorthodox foot movement could fool a defender.

Band conductor, Gymnastics coach.....Fire them. They don’t make money for the university. Who gives a shit? But football....well.....be better than PSU and Baylor. Suspend them, kick them off the team, or in the case of the coach, fire him if the investigation’s results deem it suitable. But are you trying to win…

I bartended at a convention center for about 3 years while in college. I easily endured 100+ wedding receptions in that time. I only witnessed 2 fights. Cops came once. While not a barn, a Holiday Inn on the south side of Lansing, MI isn’t exactly the Harvard Club either. Two percent is probably an accurate number.

More of a hypothetical, mathematical observation. Obviously, no certainty that is the case. Sorry if it was taken offensively. That was unintended.

If child abusers abuse more than one child, sometimes many, and this thing gets passed on to the victims, are we headed towards a world of child abusers? That consideration probably would have made Idiocracy a much darker film.

I hope the NCAA keeps a strong hand with Baylor.

Any black player on the team missed an opportunity here. Just interrupt him as he chugs, chug with him (make sure the media catches it), and then they would get a pass on any shit they do later. “Reverse Street Cred”.

With the fiduciary rule, it’s going to force people to make sure they invest with honest financial groups and not crooks who just weren’t allowed to fuck you when the rule was in place.

Hit the ground so hard that Milk Dud came off his head.

“Airplane Mode” has been sitting there for years, waiting to be said. Excellent nickname.

He would make an excellent sheriff in a small town who lets the rich guy who owns all the town’s property, and his gang, to operate their crime syndicate.

Four seasons of Baylor football = 52 games. Maybe it was a pregame ritual? Hockey players grow beards, Wade Boggs ate chicken, Baylor football rapes. Whatever works.

Weird. I wonder if he’s figured a way to work “catch” into the bedroom like George Costanza and a pastrami sandwich.

No. But I talk at sporting events. I’m not affecting the audiences enjoyment, and if the performers have a problem, they’re pussies.