I thought this mold the LL ignored/trimmed over was bad.... :-/

Lolz— I'm actually surprised that American cable doesn't already have that show. Maybe there's a spinoff of Extreme House Makeover? "Cleanse That Murder Site!"

It's not just middle-aged white ladies. It's EVERYBODY.

Jeezus. They're actually fortunate they tried to rob a dude with a sense of humor. I know lots of folks who would have decked the "tough" one without thinking twice.

I felt like they were hoping to pull off confused grandma, and overshot right into angry drunk aunt.

Thelma and Louise, The Menopause Years….

IIRC from a GT thread about this, he did call the cops after Red Bathing Suit went for his balls, but the women were gone by the time the cops showed up.

I want to know what happens after the cameras stop rolling! Did he call the cops? Did the old ladies try and beat him up? Did they just get one good slap in and walk away? I NEED ANSWERS!

Money doesn't buy taste.

For some reason I find it really annoying when Americans say things like "spoilt" (see the Nicky Hilton piece) and "whilst". You are not British—stop trying to affect British speech patterns.

I'm narrowing my eyes at that Nicky Hilton quote. I am just going to assume this was rich kid "earn my own money," which means that in order to get that pair of $400 ballet flats she wanted, she had to take the garbage out one time. And I don't mean the stinky kitchen garbage, I mean the one in her bedroom that was…

as the saying goes—born on third base, and thinks she hit a triple...

SIT DOWN Nikki Hilton. No one believes you.

I was walking home from work a few months ago when I saw a big cat just stridin' down the middle of the sidewalk. Totally bold, owning it. As it turned under a streetlamp I saw it was actually a big ol' raccoon, just using public sidewalks to get where he was going.

I once thought a llama was crossing the street in front of my bike but it just turned out to be a man walking his big dog, and he happened to be exactly in pace with the dogs front legs so they kind of melded together.

I was also on a lot of acid, so...

Maybe he forgot him before but remembered quickly?

Right? If I was in her situation, I would much more likely be thinking something like "they lost my child at this daycare center" or "my husband and child may have been in an accident this morning" before my brain went to "he's at work and left our child to die in the car"... especially when her husband took the kid…

This is a link containing a clip of Mark Wahlberg's recent appearance on Conan http://teamcoco.com/celebs/mark-wa…

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

Yup. I own this dress and I look BANGIN. Wore it to our office holiday party...but am now considering just wearing it at the office during the day.