there's that song-Gettin drunk on a plane-that gives a great how-to, including having a great time while solo on the vacay

sexy-scholiosis brace chic

I kinda like them as a couple-they sorta balance each other? I'd love to see him as Pete woo Alexis

Evan RW is doing ok! I love her so much

they have those SPF 50 shirts and hats-though, they are bafflingly (usually) pretty hideous?

Why does Jezebel post articles from Buzzfeed?

I hated this link-it's so awful to read!

wait! just. wait. go on and tell me, because I just don't know what a Brentwood Hello is!

Wiz, but why? You were so cute and sweet doing the hokey pokey with yall's baby? Amber seems like she'd be super hot to a dude? I don't get this. pls. advise.

Beiber, I bet you are a spectacular lay. Could you show us incompetent, boner nazi, downtrodden water buffaloes how it's done properly? Pls advise via listicle or even a video would really be helpful!

Did the Kardashians hope to Krash this? I like to think Amal nixed their invites with an eyebrow spasm.

This doesn't strike me as a relationship that would last

...and Asians, or Chechens, or Native Americans, or Latinas, and even other horrible horrible Whites!

ugh, why can't I get a job in Boston?

wait....WAIT! did that happen? I'm blanking on reading whatever was up top bc I hate people most of the time and that queen proved me justified

Donkey like: are you my mother?

Mass-wtf-cod? if cod gets you going, then that explains why there's nothing 1/2 decent to eat in this whole damn state

If Im on an airplane and get stuck next to the fuckhead that uses an airplane in flight-EVERYONE DIES

Marshalls!!

Didn't this hit the news about a month ago? Because I had already seen the tape too-on the internet and tv....right??