Why the stutter?

Oh I actually am surprised by Megan every time I see her-like Friends with Kids or the other one……….help me….Over 40? and although I reeeeally like to believe in people that seem sort of predictable, I actually like her and think she's funny.

Oh yeah this was my first though-the worst, worst, worst name out there. (not sarcasm) These make me cringe bc I see them and think of people saying the derogatory name.

Me neither! I grew up in the deep south, too. I realized saying it out loud in my apartment t0 myself sounds incredibly racist bc of my accent. So these guys are cool though, no?

OMG!!

Is he holding onto this for a reason? He's like a gross cowboy just nonchalantly resting his hand on a gun holster.

#sonaked #muchwow #visceral

I know, right? I don't think ever will and that's what adulthood is about-realizing a lot of badly behaving/rude/grossly snooty people will never realize their comeuppance.

Thankyou for standing up for me and my plebeian taste!

Maybe even if I were a trillionaire-Id probably take a sweet Swatch Watch or Baby G any day. Maybe.

I really like Cara-especially her singing with this cutie: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

Im so glad I can't see this baby's tummy but I can see perfect ass cleft definition, post after post, on Jen Selter and her legion of raunchy squatters. Thank you IG for protecting me from myself!

Duo jammies!

Riteous!!

Yes I do Yes I do! Pweeeease??!! Gimme gimme gimme I NEED! You are the heavens sending puss rain that satiates my youtube journeys for the truly, epically groh-deee! You had me at pilonidal duct cyst.

That Face! This Belly!

Or caught an invisible spawning salmon out of the air. Grizzly matrix style.

OMG, can I hear an amen for Elvis and Khaleesi of instagram?! Elvis throws temper tantrums and finishes them with a drastic head toss. I like to picture him in a wig and tossing his hair. He's breathtaking.

It rubs me wrong, too. Meta body snarking! Funny, introspective, and relevant in that #youdidnoteatthat kind of way

Is that her real accent? It's the reason I love her too!