Is he holding onto this for a reason? He's like a gross cowboy just nonchalantly resting his hand on a gun holster.

#sonaked #muchwow #visceral

I know, right? I don't think ever will and that's what adulthood is about-realizing a lot of badly behaving/rude/grossly snooty people will never realize their comeuppance.

Thankyou for standing up for me and my plebeian taste!

Maybe even if I were a trillionaire-Id probably take a sweet Swatch Watch or Baby G any day. Maybe.

I really like Cara-especially her singing with this cutie: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/arti…

Im so glad I can't see this baby's tummy but I can see perfect ass cleft definition, post after post, on Jen Selter and her legion of raunchy squatters. Thank you IG for protecting me from myself!

Duo jammies!

Riteous!!

Yes I do Yes I do! Pweeeease??!! Gimme gimme gimme I NEED! You are the heavens sending puss rain that satiates my youtube journeys for the truly, epically groh-deee! You had me at pilonidal duct cyst.

That Face! This Belly!

Or caught an invisible spawning salmon out of the air. Grizzly matrix style.

OMG, can I hear an amen for Elvis and Khaleesi of instagram?! Elvis throws temper tantrums and finishes them with a drastic head toss. I like to picture him in a wig and tossing his hair. He's breathtaking.

It rubs me wrong, too. Meta body snarking! Funny, introspective, and relevant in that #youdidnoteatthat kind of way

Is that her real accent? It's the reason I love her too!

our herpes, ourselves.

her rescuer's last name is DiCaprio. I don't know why Im bringing this up. forgive me.

I know! I want a Rihanna tush + glowing skincare system for myself and a cookie!

young ones: what does this really mean? "Evan is very edgy and adventurous and wants to find a partner that she can share that with."