Lots of good stuff here, though (unless I missed it) it didn’t directly take on the question I get asked the most often when watching high-level tennis (such as the US Open) with a newbie, which is “Why do they just keep hitting the ball back to other person?”

The newbie wants to know why every shot isn’t a winner, or…

*turns on Hallmark Channel for Alien Jesus’ mom*

Maybe if everything wasn’t a sequel or an adaptation or a studio’s desperate attempt at creating a new franchise I’d feel the urge to put on pants and go to the movies more.

Good. Fuck them. Let them come up with something besides sequels, reboots, and superhero movies.