Can we all just stop for a moment and consider how badly the NFL would ruin a concept like this.
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I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.
Hollywood loves movies about making movies. Journalists love journalism about journalists. Youtube rant people love youtube rants about youtube rant people.
Ready Player One is fanfiction about fanfiction authors.
There is little of the plot—or its entirety—that can’t be condensed to a Hollywood elevator pitch. “What if The Matrix was also The Last Starfighter?”
I’m exactly Cline’s age and played with 90% of the toys/games he vomited up in that tome, and I was overcome with self-loathing around the book’s 4th list of entertainment detritus. It was like 459 pointless Family Guy references, but without laughs. Or exactly like 459 pointless Family Guy references.
I’m not defending cops, but it’s not like this mindset is limited to them. The entire conservative half of the country—in spite of crime rates being low, likelihood of terrorist attack being minuscule, freedom for white, middle-class Christians being basically unparalleled—act as though they’re in the middle of a holy…
60-day DL: the clap from a Dornish prostitute, torn labrum from throwing spear, concussion from trying to remember all the additional characters and plot points.
Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:
- I don’t care what was on last night’s Game of Thrones, stop trying to make me care.
Because of all the laws that allow (encourage?) everyone else to be armed to the teeth everywhere at all times.
That’s why they’re alive. And to victim blame a little, reaching under the seat? Shit, that was so stupid.
The only reason Kellyanne Conway should ever be on TV again is for her public execution as a traitor.
That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”
I didn’t know BIG APOCALYPSE was out here doing sponsored posts
The speed of a nuclear blast wave is slower (albeit not much) than mach 1, so a mach 3 missile could slow down by half and still outrun any relevant effects of the bombs it drops. As long as you EMP-harden it, you should be fine.
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If you were to take the collective nuclear anxiety of the world during the height of the Cold War and somehow…
Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.
God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.
They should have made this uber-meta by making Sheen’s character his same character from Wall Street, but now he’s into junk bonds and sub-prime mortgages.
Awww, and I like Luis Guzman!