Send that security guard to handcuffing school, pronto.

Waiting for Florida confirmation...

Chris Christie, is that you?

So, at first I thought this bitch was just rolling around town with her drunk on. But I’ve never seen a drunk go into sing song speech when they were getting tackled and manhandled by the cops. So... Tweaker? Or was this bitch rolling for a fight?

It’s how my Somali mother would pronounce the word in English.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

“Was divorced by his wife, chose not to attend the birth of his child...”

Good.

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

We need to have a counter of some kind which lists all of the people who have quit or been fired from the Trump Administration, complete with how long they lasted and the reason for why they were out. Can you arrange this?

At least he still has the love of his wife to comfort him during this time.

Pretty sure he’s this guy:

Melania sits and waits...

A big reason McCain is getting the accolades is because he disrupted his surgery recovery to vote to begin this 3-ring circus. I’ll never forgive him for that. This mess didn’t need to happen.

Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz.

how exactly do you think this is garbage? its one of the better written articles hes done in a while. the facts check out. sounds to me like it set off your trigger

This shit is why I still slow down and I look most of the time that I have a green light. Yes you’re right, it’s your right of way, and the other guy is an asshole if they run the light, but being right doesn’t keep you from dealing with the consequences of several tons of metal slamming into you.