Headline in 2 years; Liquidation Sale-USA- Everything Must Go!!

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

Correct. I can’t wait until we start getting calls from the police to come pick him up downtown. Oh, and bring a change of clothes. He only had boxers and sandals on when they found him.

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Jake Paul, a former Vine star who parlayed that into a Disney Channel gig

And then he dabbed.

A flippant article about manspreaders (who are assholes by definition) and no mention of the nuclear option of smacking them in the dick with a hammer?

It’s ugly stuff.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

I can’t understand how people (and she was no kid) think this is smart. Drunk maybe?

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?

Technically they are doing their job. The officers’ commanders are the ones giving them orders. Part of their job is to listen to those orders.

The skater could not be reached for comment, but witnesses described him as being not stoked at all, bro.

Condition has been downgraded to Gnarly

How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

Fuck Sean Hannity. He’s nothing but a modern day Joseph Goebbles and it’s “We’re always right and good, and you’re always evil and wrong” assholes like him and Rush that have made it possible for an atmosphere to exist where allowing the Russians to have influence in the running of the country “Isn’t really any big…

You just *know* that the studio really wants a white guy. And that all this “we can’t find a guy after 2000 auditions” is just cover for when they announce that Aladdin will be played by Hugh Jackman.