Income inequality among MLS players isn’t as extreme as among US citizens, so clearly we should take this country even less seriously than MLS.

Hot takes! Hot takes! Get ‘em while they’re hot!

If you don’t like MLS, you don’t like MLS. Keep pretending you’re someone you’re not.

Do or don’t. Doesn’t affect anyone but you.

Watch your ass Papua New Guinea . . .

I know “they’re on pace to” stats based on small sample sizes basically never pay off, but this game finishing 180-88 would be hilarious.

When you put like 13 clips in a row it makes it super easy to jump to the next article and have no idea why the hell people are pissed off about esports when we should be talking about how Curry is a swish master.

Hang on. There’s a big difference between tinfoil hats and covering your webcam. Tinfoil hats are bullshit quackery. Covering your webcam is just damned common sense. We’ve seen time and time again where consumer electronics are horribly insecure, and webcams can absolutely be remotely accessed. Don’t lump this in…

I saw this neat play, liked it, and wanted to show it to more people. Don’t be a wang.

“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.

*checks calendar*

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

When Golden State gets three wins in a series, it’s over. Shut it down.

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

for me personally if im going to put forth the effort to follow a story of absolutely zero consequence that is still repeatedly popping up in the news this week it has to be juicero. sorry to the partios players and coaches

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He engaged in (some manner of unconventional sex act) with (non-human animal/completely inappropriate human animal) while at (some Trump property), attending a conference sponsored by (right wing organization which firmly denounces the sex act in question).