I think the car turned left, right into the bike, due to the ‘twerking,’ but I agree with everything else... especially the last part, though I tried to act as if I wanted her to stop filming.

Just for starters:

Them some janky chicklets.

tried to argue some of the children were so young they likely wouldn’t remember being molested.

Randazzo’s lawyer, Anthony DiFiore, tried to argue that some of the children were so young they likely wouldn’t remember being molested,

Imagine the fucked up stuff going on at the Vatican City girls gymnastics team.

It’s important to remind people that AG Sessions is a hardcore 80s drug warrior who’s always been highly critical of recent pot legalization by states. Given how brownshirty TSA became with the Muslim ban, nobody should be surprised if they start throwing the book at people carrying even a gram or two.

I hate when institutions try to describe problems with absolute numbers instead of percentages. The US Navy is really big (citation needed). How many fires do they have per year? Are the extra 15 mishaps a big deal, a medium deal, or not visible in statistical noise?

I’m still so cross that she’s gone. There was so much still left in her. The tribute is beautiful and I’m glad it wasn’t a whole somber, earnest, affair. There was sex jokes and her sticking her tongue down a fan’s throats and it was perfect. For me, I just burst when they showed the little girls dressed up as Leia.…

meanwhile:

So you’re saying that girl in the jacket got Rizzo’s dong wet...?

Willing to bet money it’s not made in house.

You know, I think his kitchen staff may be trying to save the country by killing Trump and these public reports are putting paid to that attempt. I don’t really care if the people who are paying $200,000.00 a year to get access to the POTUS are in danger of falling ill. I bet they all have adequate health care.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

But god forbid we have affordable healthcare.

I don’t think the clown performing for one lonely adult is an idea that is impossible to reach by 2 separate people. Clowns are a common theme lately... Also, comedians think about this exact thing all of the time. Having to entertain an audience that is not for you, in a shit/creepy setting is something many comics…

“Excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am!? Do you have a minute to discuss ethics in gaming journalism?” MA’AM?!?”

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.