Not crapping on the eclipse as I thought it was pretty nifty, but what about these future eclipses will make them “a lot more fun to watch” than today’s? The fact that Trump will likely be dead by then? If so, I see your point.

This, exactly. Like a locker room celebration after a sports championship where everyone quiets down when the president calls.

Word is that Trump or a Trump-owned company owns a bunch of retirement homes. Not sure if true, but it would sure make more sense.

Why is there a white power frog on this video?

They should have made this uber-meta by making Sheen’s character his same character from Wall Street, but now he’s into junk bonds and sub-prime mortgages.
Awww, and I like Luis Guzman!

I’m assuming that people who want to see this and people who saw that Benghazi movie are a single overlapping Venn circle? I predict even those viewers will be bored by this movie’s first hour since it will show nothing but a multi-hundred man crew of terraists planting all the bombs for this controlled demolition.

Also…

Oh god, please, no! They would never stop blaming Hillary for it if he did.

We can take some comfort in that he will likely die in an open-flame huffing incident about 2 years from now. R.I.P. Jake!

Glad to know we can all still hate on the Lakers’ fans! Actually, the whole L.A. fan base pretty much sucks. I can’t even watch Dodger home games when my Giants play them, they’re so awful. Although there are plenty of reasons to not watch the Giants this year! And the NFL? L.A. sports teams are like guests on a late…

Regarding being ready to order when reaching the counter: years before Seinfeld I saw some old ladies get “soup-nazi’ed” at a deli for doing this. It was quite satisfying to watch.

Went to see the Warriors play the Blazers a couple seasons ago and have to say the fans were pretty kind to my VERY disappointed offspring who had to witness the 5th loss of the Warriors’ season in person. He cried and people were nice to him, so I take back part of what I said. Not backing down on Timbers fans,…

Yes, but little Jimmy on board that plane will still have cancer.

At least it will be NEARer Washington state when they inevitably move to Vegas.

Can’t argue with you about how fucked up US soccer is. ;-)

WTH is it with Portland fans being such dicks all the time? Don’t your beards, craft brews, and single speed bikes help quell the pain of not quite being a real city?

If I recall correctly, he wrote it himself, too. Or it wasn’t in the script or something and he just improvised. But he must have planned for it on some level, what with all the actual numbers he gave.

Thanks! Best to you in dealing with this issue.

We all know that various complications from the drugs mentioned can cause illness or death, but the question that leaps out at me is, You can die from sleep apnea? How?

Oh, you should! It’s dumb as hell, but very entertaining. One of those movies where they didn’t aim too high and they hit their mark perfectly.