I hope Scalise fully recovers as quickly as possible so he can go eat a bag of dicks.

In all seriousness, Quint’s monologue about the USS Indianapolis from Jaws. It might be the greatest monologue on film ever. Certainly my favorite.

How could you leave out one of the cheesiest shark movies of all time, Deep Blue Sea? Besides featuring sharks that know how to swim backwards, it has the 2nd greatest monologue ever delivered in a shark movie.

Women reclaim their space with Dion’s new “Ma’am-Spreading” line of clothing.

Obama should invite them to Richard Branson’s island.

Read all way to end...was not disappointed.

Even in our affluent, mostly white area, we recently had a spate of swastikas appear. To say that white supremacists and other shitheads are not feeling emboldened - and passing those sentiments onto their kids - is being as willfully ignorant as a Trump supporter.

That is truly one of the most astouding crashes I’ve ever seen drivers walk away from. Of course the safety engineering is incredible, but there’s a huge element of chance here, too. If that car had rolled over a few more degrees and he was curb-stomped by the impact wall right on top of his helmet, I doubt it would…

Nice “Dick-Rolled” with no NSFW in the title. C-ya, AF.

“fake mock...?” Jeez, Texas, you can’t even get an attempt to dodge responsibility grammatically correct!

Aside from the awesomeness of her hand flip (comparable to a Venus Williams backhand), what the hell is it with Twittler never wearing a tie clip? Will the metal in it interfere with his mechanical heart?

Having Giuliani plan an aerial terrorist attack with cigar cutters and a lighter would be the *ultimate* inside job!

That’s a lot of words about someone who likely didn’t have any intent to injure. Shit, Zaza’s the one who injured KD with a similar action, so no, probably not intentional. Clumsy, maybe.

Hard to tell if that’s the suspect’s gun firing into the ground or the officer’s missed shot hitting the ground.

Not saying it didn’t happen. Just that the histrionic way in which his valor was presented was so....Audie Murphy. The cliff scene felt like it was out of a McBain movie. “No Sarg, I’m going back!” “Hey, who rescued all these soldiers?!” “That guy! Single-handedly!” “Well, gawllll-leee!” It was very ham-fisted.

Noted.

And I meant to add, Dunkirk looks amazing and is the movie I’m most looking forward to this summer. I’m not even a fan of Nolan’s as I think he’s too pandering and I never feel close to his characters, but he’s an interesting talent and I’m curious to see what he’s done with this.

I’m a warbird nut and I honestly don’t see why people have such a problem with this. Sure, I’d rather they use the real thing, but there are plenty of good reasons why they don’t, or can’t. If the plane is close enough in size and appearance, does it really ruin the movie for you when they use a close facsimile? I…

I’d still put SPR at the top, though BoB and The Pacific are close, and are more enjoyable for their long-form storytelling. Fury was fun as hell, but laughably stupid when it came to tactics. Don’t even get me started on the dumb pile of rocks that was Hacksaw Ridge. It was pretty and well made, but man was it dumb.…

In case you are not trolling me, there were two ways R2 was accomplished. When it’s upright on 2 legs and wiggling around it’s often Kenny Baker inside the suit (though sometimes also just a hand-controlled prop). When it’s rolling or transitioning to the 3 wheeled version it’s a remote control prop. Look at the…