Horribly, my first thought upon looking her up on youtube is that she very much fits in with that “look” Crump seems to prefer (and I don’t just mean white aryan-ish, though that’s certainly not hurting her chances).

Young enough, in fact, to not have been able to vote for him. Too bad about her, though. Seemed like a bright kid with a lot of talent. Maybe she can out-live/last the transgression she’s about to commit.

This photo makes me think that many people voted for Trump just so Ivanka could be his First Lady. I wish I was joking.

“A” is clearly fixated on “B”

Like he was wearing nothing at all....nothing at all....nothing at all.....

Best thing about Arnold stories is unfailingly hearing his voice in your head as you read his quotes.

Holy shit - there are some heartless motherfuckers in this thread!

Has an acoustic guitar and is a protest singer...

So. Much. Win.

Her entrance applause was the definition of “tepid.”

Should have flipped the gender roles and made it Misery in Spaaaaaaace!

I think with just a day or two’s notice he could rally a lot of supporters, whereas it would be harder to mount a significant protest in that time.

I really wish the judge in his fraud case would bring up this orange hair-brained victory lap - like if he has time to tour Rome on his chariot, then he has time for a fraud trial. But it looks like they will settle out of court to make it all go away quickly. Sad!

It infuriates me every time Al Michaels uses the phrase “shaken up,” as in, player has his head introduced to his ass-crack and hits the ground like a sack of potatoes, and Al is all “Jones is shaken up on the play...we’ll be right back after this (endless) break...”

Yes, you can’t do *everything* so you shouldn’t do *anything*! God, IowaFan logic is retarded!

How much you wanna bet he doesn’t publicize the travel itinerary beforehand?

Love when they say shit like “(this message had) racist undertones...”

Now that I need to sell some books and I’m a very wealthy person looking for those big tax breaks, I can look past all the shit he pulled. Sooo sad that my daughter learned a bad word from him, but...MONEY!!!!

Crump asking Obama’s staff to stay on and then having them all walk out in protest would be epic.

Yes, this.