So....many....points....for using Wesley Willis.

Awesome! Does this mean we don’t have to endure endless posts here about a show that’s way past its shelf-life? No? Shit!

“G-R-F” shortens nicely to the word “Grief,” so there’s that.

I’m thinking maybe a 5 year old who can’t read and hangs out in a bar every Sunday may somehow be related...

I was saddened and sickened when I heard Ms Swank’s story. What a terrible thing to have to go through. I had to watch it twice, though, to understand why she couldn’t simply go to another hospital. If you missed it, it was because a different hospital wouldn’t admit her without her records from the previous…

It’s okay if you only share the tip.

Prayers for a dog? Okay, whatever.
And that dog’s eyes have Stockholm Syndrome written all over them.

At least one pass was completed....

Those my only choices? I’ll go with “idiot,” then. Has that Iggy Pop connection...

As a Hawks fan, I think Russell is being selfish with his desire to play even though he’s about as mobile as a geriatric tortoise. Just look at his rushing (i.e. “scrambling”) numbers for this season to see he’s being a selfish prick by keeping himself in the game. Looks like it took only a week for opposing teams to…

Jeez, never thought I’d miss the humor and class of Mitt Romney.

Just more labe-tards spreading lies!

This being Canada, will the criminal charge be for wasting a perfectly good beer?

You’re trolling, right? Every fan knows they’re not allowed on the field. And every fan with half a brain understands that no one on that field knows what said idiot fan intends to do. Gun? Knife? Bomb? Take your pick. If anything, Pagan (who I’m a big fan of) needlessly put himself in the path of potential harm. He…

Love the Baby G!

This guy apparently did a lot of the ship designs for this game. Cool stuff!

Nice to see they did away with the Pentagon double-speak names (“Peacemaker!”) and went right for the plane’s mission.

In the shot of the car right after impact, where the hell is the mom? She looks like she’s leaning over the passenger seat, maybe digging in the glove compartment?

Love how she appears to check to see if she damaged a nail at 4:38. You go, girl!

I never understood this thing Deadspin has against bringing gloves to games. If you’re in foul ball territory, why the hell not? Because you’re an adult? Who cares?