Now that the Cards suck and the Rams are gone, a whole lot of new St. Louis Blues fans have shown up in my newsfeed. People who I didnt think even watched Hockey. God it’s annoying. Every St. Louis team needs to lose every playoff matchup they are ever in.

Statement from Tunsil’s agent is the BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE!!!!!!

Brady replied that he felt deflated after hearing the news.

Bye Felicia.

a song about a guy in love with a woman and a relative started asking my parents if she was a lesbian now.

FBI knew Dr. Martin Luther King was going to be assassinated and allowed it to happen (but didn’t actually do it themselves).

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This is why I don’t understand why we dont install laser detection on top of the goalposts and underground under the playing field for reviews of TDs and Field Goals.

The argument there is that once the ball is above the uprights, whether or not a tiny sliver of ball touches the plane of the upright is a judgement call.

Aqib “Eye Gouge” Talib thought it was dirty?!?!?!?!?! It must have been really damn dirty.

+1 sad Colts fan

I got In School Suspension after a kid beat me up. He left his books on the sidewalk, and as I was walking to class, I walked over the books instead of around them. This “instigated” him. He then threw me against a brick wall. I got 2 days of ISS to his 3. Fuck my life.

The biggest reason the Lions lost is because their DBs appeared to have no clue how to defend a hail mary pass.

Hey, the NFL had a game just a little while a..., OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!! By the way, this bush league comment was brought to you by the cool “refreshing” taste of Busch Light. Busch Lite: When you don’t give a fuck anymore.

See! We didn’t murder ALL of the dogs in Sochi!

said at a campaign event in Mobile,Alabama,

You aren’t

Considering Freeze’s track record with ticking time bombs (see: Ole Miss Starting Quarterback Chad Kelly), this exchange seems more than plausible.

Tony Chalupa (Tony Shalhoub)

Don’t you mean Krabsnaps Pirogi?