Does it bother anyone else his gloves are un-velcroed?

My goodness, how did that Ref get out of those houndstooth pants on Bourbon Street and back to the NHL that quickly?

Oregon rode FSU like a government mule.

Didnt realize Chandler Bing was an Ole Miss fan.

Stephen Colbert does not approve of this.

Biggest hit Texas A&M Defense has laid all year.

Can someone please explain to me who the hell these people are? Are they just some dudes? One of them released a diss track. I haven't watched it, mostly because I don't care, partially because I fear it would make my ears bleed and I have some sliver of self respect left. Either way, WTF is this man?

Actuallly, Kobe would be more likely to say "God's not Dead". Just like those people did after that really bad evangelical movie.

Sixers are really trying to convince us that those guys on the court are actual people. I still aint buying it. Clearly the Sixers planted her. The team you see on the court is actually one of those badass projection system thingies.

That ketchup on a dog is a godless abomination.

It's AU, not UA. ;)

Please. I've seen Kevin Sumlin lead much bigger implosions at Kyle Field.

Knowing Montgomery the object thrown was likely either a liquor bottle, prostitute, or bullet.

They still dont know the difference between Miss State and Ole Miss either.

I know it is post 1960, but... 50. having your junk pushed through an industrial-sized meat grinder.

Hasn't your publisher told you to always include YOUR books in a list of books to buy for the holidays? C'mon man! Ya gotta push ya own book!

BREAKING: Sony Pictures has bought the rights to Invincible 2: Deep Sixed. Seth Rogen and James Franco to star in the comedy adventure.

C'mon guys. The Sixers jokes are low-hanging fruit. Speaking of low hanging fruit, right now, for the low price of $300, YOU can suit up and play a game with the Philadelphia 76ers. You are guaranteed 5 minutes of gameplay, and you could earn a roster spot if you are decent. ACT NOW!!!!!

"The player has an 79 overall rating, but Houston is getting a guy with one of those little 3 point symbols under him, so it seems like a fair trade. Now on to Jason with the weather. Jason".

Whats with this uplifting crap, Deadspin. I come here to laugh at others pain and suffering and get pissed about sports in general.