Sounds like we’ve been cooking our brains on “Low” these past 100 years then. I mean, just look at Jill “I’m a trained medical doctor I am not a crank” Stein! And also Trump and his supporters.

I still maintain that the whole thing was cooked up by big lifeboat. Have you seen how many lifeboats cruise ships have now? Like, so many they have to hang them off the sides just to get them all to fit. All because of the titanic. It’s a fuckin conspiracy, man.

CHINO TEEPEEE

How does this not have a hundred more stars?

I am just a rich girl
And my story’s often told
In People, Star & Jezebel
For a pocketful of clicks
Such are “articles”
All lies and jealous jest
Still, a girl hears what she wants to hear
And disregards the rest...

These lyrics are Simon & Garfunkel level genius.

She can’t give a guy a chino teepee / Cuz she stuffs her bra with t.p. / That one-ply stuff cuz she’s a cheapie...

I can’t wait to hear Katy’s new songs because normally her hits (which any song about Taylor would surely be) have extremely simplistic cliche lyrics and I really want to see how many things she rhymes with creepy. So weepy, she smells like peepee, she goes by T-Swifty?

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

So you don’t believe in mandatory reporting laws for child abuse? Because that’s what this was.

These supposedly “good” cops abandoned and endangered the people they are sworn and paid to protect ... because of hurt feelings. Compare that to the dishwasher at Yale who broke a window over so much more than hurt feelings, it was straight-up degradation - he didn’t put hundreds of people in danger the way these…

Just as a point of fact, Pittsburgh’s city colors (i.e., the city flag) were black and gold before any of the city’s teams adopted them, the colors having come from William Pitt’s coat of arms. /pedant.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

I feel like this might fit into the “hillbilly techno” genre that Cotton-eyed Joe already occupies.

This needs to be a bona fide musical genre starting now

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

White privilege

This is really breaking my heart. I mean...how fucking DARE the school come up with all these bullshit excuses when it’s so fucking obvious that girl was hurt by a gang of asshole kids! That poor girl.

Cthulhu 2016 - It’s time.

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.