French theme-park for 20 Fructidor I through 10 Thermidor II, because I like to watch people making omelettes.

Cash keeps on slippin’ slippin’ / Into my pocket.

“What kind of sports do you usually have here?”

For my part, my reasons for quitting football can be summarized in two words: Ben Roethlisberger.

You’re not really wrong about any of that. I also thought those Seals or Marines or whatever who helped get his junky-ass back into shape were way too cool with working with they guy (they thought) blew up the CIA*. Then again, I guess they were pros who follow orders.

I liked his continued role as a sleeper agent in Season 2. In Season 3 he was basically Dr. Richard Kimble, but never did find the one-armed man.

Damien Lewis is still the star, IMO, even if they hanged him in Season I Forget

Turtlenecks all the way down

LOL

First she’ll have to headline the Apprentice reboot (though it’s clear she’s got the firing part down pat) and then launch a high-profile “investigation” into whether Pres. Sasha Obama is a “natural” “born” citizen, what with Michelle really being a man and all...

What do you think happened there? Some professor said something to the effect that someday the technology might be such that some amazing stuff will be possible and she took that as a given?

Holmes founded Theranos in 2003, when she was just 19 years old and had recently dropped out of Stanford...

Not enough

Thanks for the reply!

Don’t worry. If you believe that certain people who work certain jobs don’t deserve to live—and that’s exactly what you believe if you think food servers don’t deserve a living wage because “a motivated 14 year old” could do it—you’re in no danger of ever going full liberal.

I once did a number (I forget how many exactly, but several sets of 10) of pushups as slooowwwly as possible (basically doing reps and neg-reps) and my arms and entire torso were screaming in agony for weeks. I have not attempted such again, sticking to regular pushups. Should I give the slow-mo workout another shot?

In the pwns, in the pwns, where I’m ever owned,
And I jibber the whole night through

Too coherent for a star

Thanks! A-Crap-ella comes out Nov. 8! Lyrics by Donald J. Trump

Dickchoke and the Ass-Cannons is my new fart-themed doo-wop group’s name.