When I saw the headline, I assumed they were talking about this one.

As a Boston scumbag, I look forward to smoking a pack of Parliaments and drunkenly pissing myself on that bench.

“Radiohead dropped a new single this week called “Burn The Witch” and it’s fucking gold. It sounds like a Smiths song and a Hitchcock film score hopped in bed together.”

Radiohead sucks. It’s an unpopular opinion but that’s the hill I’m going to die on, I can’t stand that band.

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

Nice one, Leno.

It’s the Hawks.

Lay the goddamn wood.

What the fuck is a benghzi?

snifflesob

I think you mean both Kens Griffey.

Old Bay, crab cakes, the Star-Spangled Banner, the flag, the Battle of Baltimore, the last sail-only war ship, the museums, the first municipal public-supported orchestra, first African-American Supreme Court justice, Hopkins APL, a better (and earlier) Washington Monument, half smokes, pit beef, the first fridge, the…

obligatory

And dope.

Her attorney is garbage.

Your grandaddy drank a lot, didn’t he?

The why don’t you sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up since you have no idea what you’re talking about, little boy.

Hextall isn’t doing a horrible job.... yet

I wonder what the Vegas odds would be of him hitting an inside the park home run this season. If I knew that would happen, I'd throw down the $129 for an MLB TV subscription right now just to be sure I didn't miss it.