Wait, so is the Rangers’ logo a “fake shield”?

Maybe he was representing someone else?

Well, cats suck, so there’s my retort to the first third of this. Lizards, rodents, and birds also suck, so don’t get those.

If someone else put it in, it’s even more clearly no goal, as it would’ve been a hand pass.

Just select Bruce’s “Jersey Girl” and proceed to do your best impression of the Tom Waits original. All about the bait and switch, get ‘em nostalgic for the Springsteen classic and confuse them by growling and screaming for four minutes.

“Hoe you realize” and the “its/it’s” fuckup, why do I bother waking up before noon.

Your suggestions are the exact suggestions that a Dipshit Precious Fanboy suggests, I hoe you realize: “You really gotta listen to THIS album, and don’t say your favorite album is THAT one. And you gotta see them live!”

There’s no way he’s not concussed, which makes the feather touch on that pass so much more impressive.

He sounds exactly like Bun B.

The NFL’s stupid, often boring Sunday night games, also NBC broadcasts, and awful Monday games, and dreadful Thursday games, all see kickoff around 8:15 regardless. Many are on the East coast. Primetime NFL games run longer and are usually infinitely more boring than NHL playoff games. When the Eagles play on Sunday…

I know 6 other people in Fucksville, PA doing this, so there’s 7 of us already. It’s probably at least 25 people.

Sorry bro I’ve never heard of that album.

Definitive list of guys:

Mine as well. Dope name good game, to you.

Vodka’s fine. A nice clean vodka/soda with a lime is perfectly good warm weather beverage. There are plenty of drinkers out here who do not enjoy the sweetness of dark liquors. Good vodka is just clean, crisp alcohol.

Another garbage generalization. That philosophy is long gone when you look at their roster and the way they’re building. And they didn’t tough guy their way to their two cups, they were a team littered with Hall of Famers who happened to play pretty tough. MacLeish and Barber and Clarke and Parent weren’t soft, but…

Eh, all local broadcasts are homerish. The Pittsburgh local feed is a nightmare, be glad that their network is not an NBC/Comcast affiliate.

I mean, every army that tried to invade Russia had the same gameplan and always failed, but what was their alternative?

You and me both, or for my boys to avenge yours for ‘10. I lived in the Burgh in 2008 so I got to explain icing to a lot of people in Penguins jerseys, same way I did to all the Hawks fans who seem to live in Nashville a couple years back, I look at a lotta fans of those teams skeptically. There really is no…

You do realize only 3 teams have won a cup in the last 6 years, and half of them have gone to the teams that weren’t the Hawks, and the teams that weren’t the Hawks played an offensively conservative, heavy grinding game, right? Your team is a well-coached, skillful anomoly, not a model for the league. The Blues,…