You can send those little Creuset casserole jammies my way; I have two words: Mac and cheese.

I’m not sure why this is much of an issue. Strangers should not yell at other people’s children. Children should be allowed in the restaurant as long as they don’t disturb other people, just like anyone else. If your kids are a nuisance, the customer should be told to pay their bill and leave, and their food will be…

“* I am trying really, really hard not to judge Chavez for ordering wings and fries at a Chinese restaurant. I am not succeeding.”

In many of the, that is the best thing they make. What is General Tsao if not fried chicken dipped in maraschino cherry syrup?

“A peanut butter-chocolate beer is one of those ideas that sounds brilliant in theory...”

Boston Pizza? Is that owned by the some company that owns Scranton Cheesesteaks and Bayonne Seafood?

For god’s sake, why am I still greyed out? I was cleared for years before the last 18 iterations of Kinja. I have about a bazillion thumbs-up at this point. WTF?

It doesn’t resonate quite as much. Kinda dudebro, no?

Note: I do not want poop/vomit stories. Please stop sending me poop/vomit stories.

Brussels sprouts not cooked in pork fat is like a kiss without a squeeze.

I wonder how many women this guy sexually assaults every week? Judging by his enthusiasm, I would think quite a bit.

Judging by how he had his ass handed to him, I just don’t see how he could make it through a week before being deservedly pushed in front of a bus.

I wonder how this guy would feel if he ran into a…

“The part actually said in person to the barista:“Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large , not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT””

First, please share your secrets of the strikethrough.

Second, it clearly and unambiguously implies that they won’t like it, and that it is done with some weird hostility that I can’t…

“Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT”

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

Relatively speaking, it might actually be his first good decision...

re: Tito’s Gin-

Is it wrong I enjoy watching black kids beat the shit out of entitled white kids? Kinda like when Chappell did the segment where he guns down the slave owner. Not sure why it had to be censored, because I’d love to see that shit on TV every single day.

Pleased to humble brag that 90% of the time I make sweet, powerful love to the gorgeous Ms Bear, I make her pop twice (the second one comes within 30sec of the first, with 10X the ferocity).

Sometimes, though, Ms Bear just has to give it up right away. I’m sure you understand.

I must be a terrible person, because I far more enjoy the mean stories. Sigh.

Well, if this works, maybe the can also make beer out of PBR...

I'd like all of the above, please.