Spaghetti Cat link didn't make it. It's funny.

Do you have a link for that? I can't find one. I'd be curious to read what he said.

They are both thoughtful, completely supported by fact, and yet also funny.

If you do not think that a film whose dramatic conclusion is people who can't figure out how to get out of the way of a rolling hula hoop, it is obviously not worth my time to argue with you.

Does he know his hair looks like that?

That is the first thing I thought, too. Maybe Prometheus wasn't a total waste...

http://io9.com/5931784/penis-snake-is-neither-penis-nor-snake-but-looks-like-both?comment=51566657

Dude, are you a sockpuppet for Lindelof? Taking this a little personally?

I'll split the gas/uranium costs with you.

from http://ec.princeton.edu/questions/ecabt.html

"I couldn't help wondering about their soft limbs battered black and blue with bruises."

I don't think it's stupid; why do you think the Koch brothers back Mittens?

If I was a rich, famous former (current?) porn star, I would absolutely do this. Loudly and visibly, with as much TV coverage as possible. It's hard to imagine anything that wouldn't be more fun that showing up to Romney events and loudly supporting both Mitt and, say double penetration. And equating the two- …

Can you clarify? I don't get what you are trying to say. What is/isn't Obama's fault? What facts are in contention?

If the aliens were, say, bird-like, or dolphin/whale-like, and had a whole culture/tech/interface design based on an incredibly acute sense of hearing (hellllllooooooo, Mr Brin. Why didn't they ask you to write this script?) that would be a completely different thing. I mean, if the whole ship was…

awesome.

Or match could mean, you know, it's the same. But whatever. It's just a part of a chain of idocy from beginning to end of the film. Killing yourself is not the smartest way of seeding a world with life, especially the technology used to commit suicide could be used to artificially create the building blocks of life.…

Hobbit 3: Die Hobbitiest!

I was thinking that they had run out of memory, but now that I'm thinking about it, we are talking about the Universe Of The Scientists That Don't Understand Science so maybe they were just too stupid too confused by boobs.

TF- there is so much stupid shit in that film, that got kind of lost in the shuffle. I mean, who has time to worry about that when the characters are too fucking stupid to run perpendicular to the pass of the giant rolling space ship?