Every CEO search is a hot mess. Anyone who’s ever been through one where they work knows this.

Everyone pays too much money for a used Subaru.

Meh. I’ve wasted more money on dumber things.

It’s everybody’s favorite poseur. Whoopee.

I’m calling it now; Toyota will fuck this up.

First to fourth is just so damn awkward though. Even after I bypassed the CAGS on my Corvette I regularly skipped between 1st, 3rd and 5th for driving around town

Wow. Watching that video is like being in the eye of a hurricane made entirely of dickheads.

LYFT GOOD. UBER BAD!

When it comes to light bulbs, Hella bulbs seem to last way longer than the Sylvanias you find everywhere. In most cases they’re cheaper too.

Who knew that racking up a shitload of miles carrying drunks that have no respect for private property would affect resale value?

But HURRRRR AMSOIL KNOWS THAT API IS JUST A SCAM

Can we please just call them White Supremacists again?

They sent out millions of cars with faulty Takata airbags and wonky GM ignition switches.

Is it the dealerships fault that cars are recalled?

Why is this Uber’s problem?

There are three American national level rally series with no TV coverage at all.

Any Italian motorcycle

IN ROD WE TRUST

I’ve drank Snake Wine, still gag when I think about it