FYI: I ain’t saying that that’s right. But that’s the way things is.

Do they test for PEDs in major league shuffleboard?

What’s the life of a professional shuffleboarder like?

Well, every other sport is separated by gender. So there’s that.

Guess we know who Gawkers next industry target is...

Just like every CEO that steps down from every other corporation...

So are we done with this bullshit now?

Yeah - the driver doesn’t get that 20%

Oh the irony...

I’m surprised he didn’t get the boot.

I’d like to read this article but

Remember when Jalopnik was a big supporter of Uber? Pepperidge farm remembers.

As an organizer, the biggest threat I see to race tracks is the owners themselves.

These sneakers are nice, but how should I feel about Uber?

Ugh. Just go already then.

How is this car supposed to make me feel angry about Uber?

Ryan Felton wrote yet another Uber smear article, and it’s as bad as you think.

India doesn’t have the same privacy laws as the US, so let’s all get mad at Uber about it!

Did they at least fix the goddamn torque dip?