Could someone translate this from Google Translate into English please?

That works if your insurance doesn’t screw you over like Progressive did to me.

The guy brought it to an autocross I was at this weekend. The aftermarket exhaust sounds real good.

An extra layer of fabric ain’t gonna stop the funk.

BOOBS.

Every car ends up in the crusher someday. Buy up every shitty Honda you can find.

Anybody who can make money off of the stance tards is OK in my book.

I’m surprised he was allowed on track at all with a cracked windshield.

Its impossible to have a good time at a rally just watching it. You have to experience it.

Flop Sneer

I see a lot of Chevy Saburbans for sail on the local craigslist.

I don’t feel bad for Chrysler. They’re the JaMarcus Russell of auto manufacturers.

Show us your tits, Chris.

You know what’s great though?

If you paid $40,000 for a jeep, its alot harder to drive it like a $600 beater. In off-road, he who cares the least always wins

Is your Formula One still for sale? I can do $500 in cash - today.

So they smother it in McDonald’s BBQ sauce and claim its better than everything else now?

Its most noticable if you’ve driven both the sedan and hatchback versions of the same car. Aveo 5 vs sedan, Jetta vs Golf etc.

Yes. With only the thin hatch cover separating the trunk from the rest of the car it acts like a big drum.

I understand people that can’t stand the constant boomy noise in hatchback interiors.