They arent really AWD though, probably the most depressing car I’ve ever driven actually

Sausage squadron coming up the blue end, expand the Flash Gordon noise and put more science stuff around

In the late 90s it was common to see Subaru decals on Mitsubishi rally cars to collect on their contingency sponsorship.

Race engineer for hire.

Your hovercraft is full of eels, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Lewis has a long mustache, the seagulls flock at noon.

As usual, the FIA solves a problem that doesn’t exist.

Id prefer that we all just keep as many layers as possible between our ass matter and the outside world.

When you see “street legal rally car” in any listing, you can guarantee that the owner has no idea what a rally car is.

I bought an Aveo for my girlfriend, yes I know they’re the worst example of wheeled transport ever foisted upon the world but she thought it was SOOOO CUTE! Then I spent about $1200 and countless hours fixing all of the cute things that were wrong with it, adding cruise control and many other features that we take for…

Hardcore VW people love the hell out of these, this guy will get what he’s asking.

How fast is it??? Can I drive it???

Premium nitrogen filled tires. How bout NOTtrogen? Regular goddamn air is already 70% nitrogen

GO PACK GO!!

Y’all dont know me I DO WHAT I WANT!

Ah so this is F1 2012 version 4 then?

Pfft. We just build roads straight across em.

Now lets compare this with a map of meth lab hotspots...

Roads in the Ozarks are awesome, but very very methy