End-term? This:

This oughtta go over well.

1. FUCK do I need a Buckler Hulk sketch.

The ending will be a slow zoom out on a man in a coma.

Is this like Six Feet Under, meaning a show so depressing that I tap out before I slit my wrists?

It'd be amazing if the real point of the movie was that the kid is a horrible racist.

This dude's gonna be PISSED:

Or - OR - just Starwars:

Ugh. Yeah, Lucas killed my SW fandom dead, and JJ revived it to a steady (but low) pulse.

Had me a Mac Jr., because I've been waiting for the return of the authentic Mac Jr. for years.

Cronenberg Batman movie with Clayface as the villain. I'll think of a cast at some point.

Ahmed should reprise the role of Nazir Khan, fresh out of jail.

Alright, what're we eatin'?

To be followed, eventually, by their embracing synths and creating "Radio Ga Ga" (for whatever fucking reason one might do such a thing).

I saw part of the trailer. I stopped when I got enough.

Doesn't matter, man. We're all about the binary here, and that horse is way the fuck out of the gate at this point. If you present that hypothetical, you'll be met with disingenuous and ridiculous "justification."

I don't know that a media takedown is possible at this point. We seem to be through the proverbial looking glass.

Which clearly requires legislation.

Marvel's whole "Look, pal, event books are our bread n' butter now" stance has led me to cut down to Hulk books only. Sick of start-and-stop storylines, lack of continuity, and the transparently shallow nature of the whole thing ("It isn't like comic characters STAY dead").

God damned if Jack Gallagher didn't make my night.