WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU JUST SCREAM INTO A LIVE FUCKING MIC!? REPEATEDLY!?

I tend to shoot down any mention of him with "Fuck that pill popping pork golem."

Apparently Limbaugh used it a bunch.

I was hoping that we'd get to see Jericho wax pedantic about the distinction between "at ringside" and "in a ringside seat."

Dude will have a stroke and end up invalid, is my guess.

"Wait, YOU'RE still here?"

Oh c'mon, like YOU'VE never been a fame-thirsty bit of cultural ephemera, adrift in a fickle sea, clinging to a burning bit of flotsam.

This is America - we're phobic of just about every fucking thing.

"Its not worth starting a flame war over or disowning Jost because he's not WOKE enough"

Transphobic? Nah, not really.

This was way fucking better than I expected.

And there are some fun little touches in there. When Kerry Von Erich hits the ring, he and Flair have a bit of a staredown, and Flair beckons him over to fight.

"It’d be cool if Rusev could get a feud that didn’t involve defending his wife’s honor."

Could this be anyone BUT Green Day? Fuck, I'd even settle for U2.

That team could use a man of letters like John Milton.

"That could easily be read as a defense of both of them, so it doesn’t
really mean anything other than that he stands by Sykes’ anti-Trump
statements and DiPaolo’s anti-Semitic comments equally."

So…what? Bostonians don't deserve a chance to drown in the Water Temple?

Easily Futurama.

So, wait…is Chappelle today's sacrifice? I thought he was penciled in for, like, next week.

I needed it to be more cohesive. It felt like staring at a succession of splash pages for 2.5 hours.