"What Does The New 'Ghostbusters' Really MEEEEEEEEAN?"

Also, it's kind of shitty and intellectually lazy to tell someone "Nah, this is why you REALLY hate it."

Many fans on the Internet could stand to be told that their opinion doesn't carry nearly as much weight as they'd like to think.

Which might lead to Marvel ending this "no FF presence" pissing contest they have going on.

"The Sound of Music." FUCK that whole thing.

Filed Under: Reactive Shits Saying Reactive Shit Things Is Not News

Always felt this way about American Psycho. Disturbed me so much that it's the only book I flat-out put down and said "Nope."

"Brewer now says he’s being bullied by Schumer’s fans, and claims he only
did 'what every other fan would have done if they would have seen one
of their celebrities.'"

Great. Another game in which I basically get to be Sam fucking Worthington.

Been a comic fan and avid reader for over 30 years, and have absolutely zero desire to ever attend SDCC.

Haiti?

Clicks, brah. Those pennies add up!

Let's toss Azealea Banks in there, as a wild card.

To be fair, comic fanboys/girls are the easiest people to troll next to Gawker commenters.

Ah, bathtub minestrone…

I'm sure idiots do. Don't listen to idiots. Like what you like, hate what you hate.

That motherfucker seems to eat my entire weight in one day.

Eh, if it weren't this, it would be something else. Bitching online is the bitcoin of the fanboy realm. It is hobby, purpose, and conviction all rolled into one absurd, semi-reeking (on a hot day) package.

Eh, if you want to pick a day-long, circle-jerk of a completely useless internet fight, there are worse options.

We draw the line at "Hey, here's what we did. Like it? Buy a ticket. Don't like it? Don't. No apology necessary or provided."