Might be that it's just fucking terrible.

I love MREs, for some weird reason. Ditto Mountain House meals. The author definitely missed out on the best offerings, though, IMO: Chili Mac with Beef, Beef Stew, and Chicken Stew.

Chris Jericho strikes me as a dude who can, and frequently does, suck his own dick.

What a sad, pathetic collection of assholes.

Yep, basically.

"In other words, if you got offended by the joke, that’s your problem."

The Venture Bros. belongs on most of these lists, IMO, but the niche time slot and wait between seasons makes it a frustratingly understandable omission.

I'm not seeing the issue with that take.

Honorable mention for Secret Wars, which is just about the only massive Marvel crossover in recent memory that actually works well as a payoff and an engaging story.

Yep, that.

Goddamnit, can we…like…NOT take the most refreshing part of the MCU and throw it into that mess?

Same here. I keep reading great things, and can't help but think "It'll turn to shit eventually."

Oh sure, I just hate his deflection here. He's a dude who lashed himself to a shtick (surprise/mystery twist), botched it (again), then tried to lay that at the feet of internet nerds.

"That’s not the storytellers’ fault."

I'd have more respect for him if he'd said that point blank. "Eating sandwiches made me want to fuck kids, Your Honor. Specifically, the sweet chicken teriyaki sandwich compelled me to take several private flights to Thailand."

1. Good call there. I was there for awhile, but it became goddamned insufferable.

"And we have had a commenter who pretty much stalked, harassed, and
attacked another commenter using a variety of different screennames and
personas"

Wait, do they delete posts around here?

I'm half expecting an analysis of the intro crawl text.

In person it's pretty easy. On the Internet it's impossible to determine with any accuracy.