OH MY GOD! He literally had the phone ripped from his hands and it hit “post.”

I’ve barely mastered Word much less Excel...#sadclown

I can’t even beat Tiger Woods at fucking up.

Perfect. We should play this every day.

Sorry to leap into your conversation but I’ve never seen the group that sang that song before, and they do not look anything like how I imagined. Mind. Blown.

I see you one Animals and raise you a Joan Baez.

Wanted to post this yesterday but, you know.

I agree. First thing is bang about 150 different women a year... then lose your marriage.... then get blackout drunk.

Look, I know that Tiger has a lot of advantages on me and I appreciate the pep talk but if I want to reach the next level I have to face facts- If I want to be like Tiger then I’m gonna have to up my game.

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

I’d be pretty pleased with myself if that was the extent of my black outs. I say well done!

First things first, these “scare tactics” are undeniably hate crimes. They should be punished as so.

At two o’clock on a sunny day, he heads out for a protest.

“This song is so great!!!”

I own 2 parts of a Lotus F1 car race driven by Kimi Raikkonen. Part of the engine cover and the left piece of carbon fiber that acts as the arm rest in the cockpit. They look nice on the wall and are good conversation pieces.

Yes, I always thought there was a lot of overlap between unarmed, non-violent protesters and jihadists who send suicide bombers into crowded markets.

TigerSwan internal communications draw comparisons between the anti-DAPL movement and jihadist fighters, and characterize it as, “an ideologically driven insurgent with a strong religious component.”

Well, America’s certainly looking “great” again.

Ah, God rest him. The Allman Brothers were a constant in the soundtrack to my life. The people die, but the music lives on.