throwthekeys
ThrowTheKeys
throwthekeys

Never expect people to be smart, especially online.

When do we learn what bolsjecics mean when they say ffs?

You shouldn’t talk to dumb people.

Who needs a warning when he’s talking about nukes?

If you go(get sent), don’t mention the war.

Sooo, you hard and you tweet.

Be careful or you’ll get a long vacation in Vietnam.

We need a Nrational spokesperson.

They must live simple lives.

You’ll find a good one.

That’s not what your lawyer said.

He does appear to be a drunk Forrest Gump.

Is that a baking or sewing term?

You’re just not used to NY lingo.

Turds attract flies and bugs.

I think it was the presidential adviser, in the living room with a coffee cup.

did you have a point?

I got ahead of myself.