And unlike shit like the song posted above, we actually got beats and melodies back then.

Even Fox News is confirming the reporter’s story.

i think this might be too late so not enough people will know about this assault, but i would love to be wrong

Yeah, I got a smack on the hand or tush myself, but parenting evolves, so discipline should as well.

Eggs, if it helps, kids do get easier as they can communicate. Apparently they get shitty again as teens, but I’m mentally prepared for the worst.

Keep your friends close, but enemies closer.

Yes, it is a kiss on his head. Wife and I discussed spanking when he was little and we both said nope to it (even if I was tempted during the terrible threes)

Aren’t they?

And squatting in overalls.

Also, overall squatting.

This afternoon he toured a museum -  in a golf cart!

Ha! I get it lol...I think.

Yep. Ku Klux Keebler.

Bless the people who are keeping track of this on a regular basis.

“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

Elena’s story happened before Russia instituted “gay propaganda” laws

Man, I never had two women kissing me when I was wearing braces. And I had some sweet BMX action going and knew, like, a TON of Rush lyrics! Go figure...

Nope. What I’m saying is they think that by suining now it will deflect from Josh’s trial.

I expect no less than namecalling here. After all, I’m a right-leaning moderate in the land of lefties. My political opinion is barely tolerated across this family of sites.