Fun fact: John Popper suffered a heart attack in 1999 while masturbating. He actually completed the task before calling for help.

Not seeking recommendations on how to get my kid deeper into Blues Traveler at this time, thanks.

*Looks at header photo* Pouches. No feet. Lame powers. Could only have happened in the ‘90s. Yup, John Popper is a Rob Liefeld character.

It’s best for ZZ to go out on Top.

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.

After the story first appeared, Colangelo released a statement saying that he completely denies the allegations, which addition to being untrue, completely ignore the hard work of his intern Mike. The statement also mentions oh shit, just go with the first part, as well as why are you still writing this down.

Rap battles are fun. What the hell are you talking about?

People who claim everything celebrities do is some kind of cynical publicity stunt are no better than conspiracy theorists, i.e. fucking annoying.

No, I don’t think this is a stunt at all. They’ve been going back and forth for a decade.

Not sure letting someone expose I had a kid I was ignoring and calling me a greedy, deadbeat motherfucker who is ashamed of having a child with a porn star, pointing out that my own father abandoned me and my mother and making fun of the fact my best friend is dying painfully and hasn’t got much time left would be the…

Sorry but you’re on some Alex Jones tip if you truly believe this is PR. That photo is radioactive. He’d have to be some delusional maniac to believe that showing that off will be of any benefit.

Also, forgive me for repeating myself, but that picture, HOLY SHIT!

Nah, you don’t let someone ether you like this for a publicity stunt. Some soft barbs back and forth, maybe, but this? Nope.

“Deadbeat motherfucker playing border patrol.”

Dude straight up said the Drake’s father left because he didn’t love him, and called Drake a bad father on top of that. This was fucking brutal, holy shit.

Yo cuz, you think there is any circumstance where Drake would sign off on releasing that photo to the public??

Most reasonable people like to see racist scum fail.

I know. Intolerance of intolerance is the worst kind of intolerance, isn’t it.

I just assumed they did a cost benefit analysis of the money saved by not hiring cashiers compared to the money lost in theft.