Sure, typical Deadspin bullshit. Embiid dunks on a dude in a park and he’s a fucking hero.
Meanwhile, Richie Incognito attempts to tackle a dude at 24hour Fitness and he’s, “Mentally unstable.”

To be fair, Holmes was clearly good at getting people to write big checks based on just a good speech or two.

What are you talking about bro

The book is extremely good, and weirdly one of the biggest things it reveals is about Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

She also hurt people. Like because her blood tests produced faulty results, patients were rushed to emergency rooms when it wasn’t necessary, prescribed medications they didn’t need, and removed from medications they did need. People had heart attacks because these flawed blood tests led to bad medical advice.…

“For the last time, Mark, the meeting is not at PF Changs!”
“Yeah, I’m at PF Chang’s now. Where are you guys?”
“Fuck it, you abstain.”
“Not from this amazing Chang Sauce, I don’t!”
*Holds up hand for high five*
*Waitress pretends she doesn’t see him*

Niners owner Jed York said he abstained, and Wickersham reports that Raiders owner Mark Davis did too

Yeah, I’m not overly enthusiastic about Lindsay—or any of the Bluths—being sidelined for several episodes. I think AD is a near-perfect ensemble comedy when it’s firing on all cylinders, and it works best when all of the cast are there playing off of each other. At least people hopefully won’t make the same mistake…

After season four’s mixed bag, this sounds hopefully like a solid upgrade from ‘Sell’ to ‘Don’t Buy’.

Has anyone in these comments ever even seen a chicken?

I’m at a loss to understand how Wonderful Christmastime is “unfairly maligned.” It is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. It’s one of the worst CHRISTMAS songs I’ve ever heard. Unless, by “unfairly maligned,” they mean the amount of hatred it deserves is beyond the powers of mortal men.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

This won’t last. Eventually, he’ll slip on a loose baseball and lose those overly tight tendons.

Where was it suggested that this review of Deadpool would be objective?

Several people guessed Bartolo Colon before being reminded that they weren’t asked to name a famous sedentary baseball player.

Nah the Braves will just make the taxpayers pay for it.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Associate Justice Samuel Alito writes, “a more direct affront to state sovereignty is not easy to imagine,”

He was the host of a television show in the 90's (Tough Target), another that aired on PBS (Street Smarts), appeared on multiple talk shows and was also parodied on Mr. Show. I think he’s arguably a public figure.

Tom should have drank more water to prevent that burn.