and accusing them of Hamilton fandom!

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“Healthcare Reform” is such a gentle euphemisim for “killing 43,000 americans every year”.

It was 89 if you count that dude from Reddit

Hard Boiled Eggs and Baked Potatoes are not exactly selling me on this new kitchen device lol

Interesting, people that disagreed with HRC’s policies, but still voted for her, are also the problem. Along with bernie fans, jill stein voters, and somehow gary johnson voters. These are all the problem. But never Hillary.

And how did this nomination process work out for us in the general election? Did we select a good candidate, or a bad candidate?

Actually, it would be based on head-to-head polling of a hypothetical Trump Vs. Sanders matchup. It is based on real, existing polls. They actually happened!

Just call up any random democrat, any amount of baggage up to Chuck Schumer level. These people all would have won this election. This is once-in-a-generation level failure, enabled at every step of a long process.

We have just witnessed the worst run campaign in modern US history, and I’m hearing again about how Warren or Sanders or Biden would have been destroyed by the mean republican machine.

Russia secretly hacked Hillary’s campaign and kept cancelling her flights to Wisconsin

Boohoohoo, losing to Trump was a foregone conclusion, the democratic party definitely didn’t fuck it up in the most catastrophic way possible

So clearly they screwed up then, right? Trump is the most unfavorable presidential candidate of all time. HRC was #2. She was maybe the only politician in america who could have pulled off that loss.

Weird how our nation’s wonk polling nerds showed Sanders doing much better in a head-to-head matchup with Trump than HRC, and we’re STILL hearing how much more electable she was, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Warren clearly lacks the hardnosed campaigning prowess that came up with the #HillaryismyAbuela tag.

I’m shocked HRC’s campaign slogan “America is Already Great” did not win these people over

Accelerationism, baby!

In Africa They Call Her Sister Hillary

The Nice Guys is both good and fun, if anything it felt very overshadowed by hyped-up blockbusters. I told lots of people to watch it, and they were all like “Wow, that was unexpectedly great!”

Malcolm Gladwell, now fully erect, gets to work on his new book, WonkWanks