"Uh hey Sam, your husband is trying to ban poor black kids from the neighborhood school"

I'm sorry this chosen Woke Celeb disappointed you. Don't worry though, there will be an endless parade of empty vessels reciting smug "eviscerations" of the GOP that you can project your politics onto.

*5,000 people on twitter ask her if she supports the gross thing her husband is doing at their kids' school*

Ah, so you think Jason just went to the community meeting to push his own segregationist agenda, and Sam stayed completely silent on the issue, because they disagree? Or because it's bad press.

Resist the trump agenda. For legislators, that means refusal to work across the aisle. For uh, whatever Sam Bee is, stop humanizing these pieces of garbage.

Opportunist on the left, meet opportunist on the right

TRUMP: ban muslims from entering the country
LIBERAL: Let's compromise and nearly ban muslims from the country

Scratch a showbiz liberal, see the rich conservative underneath

They can bond over their shared goal of segregating Sam Bee's kid's school.

Let rural America die quick. 

Really, I thought now was the time to abandon all pretense of caring about the poor, and blame flyover country for our loss. We should definitely double down on looking down our noses at suffering outside of our coastal enclaves, and ignore that tons of POC that live in the areas we’ve written off. We should…

What a brave, empathetic stance, to doom the 40% of the population in [red state] that voted Democrat and lost the eleciton to hell on earth under an unrestrained Republican kleptocracy.

The chapter on Kroc from Thomas Dyja's The Third Coast really made it sound like he was a visionary, if a compulsively clean and efficient one. That he was so unusually generous with his franchisees was what made it actually possible for a hamburger stand to go national. Also, something about the californian partners'…

Exactly, you should compete within the system that exists. Like, if you’re running a campaign, maybe you shouldn’t buy ads in California. And maybe you should campaign in Wisconsin. You know, just, hypothetically.

The very existence of an electoral college is undemocratic, empowering voters located in some states over others. It should be eliminated. If it HAD been eliminated, the outcome of the election would be different. Is exercising the power still invested in the EC to install the popular vote winner undemocratic? Seems…

Man, why the hell would you pay to adapt a videogame that has a generic genre-pastiche story? Like, just make an 80's action cop movie! Don't pay to get the rights to a game that's trying to look like an 80's action cop movie!

Tell Molly Klein to go on the pod

Back when people watched their local affiliates for the nightly news, there would always be a sensational story teased at every commercial break, only airing in all its 60 second glory as the final story of the evening.

This is a really good comment parody IMO

The deadspin article about Mitch Williams getting fired from his broadcasting gig for losing it at a little league game was deleted, and then essentially reposted in the guise of update on the situation. The writers and the (craven) ownership are not quite seeing eye to eye.