[Dr. Phil voice]: “Now, you’re kinda like the person playing chess herr, only the squayes on the board keep chaynging...which is hard if you’re a dog on a long ride and you can’t stick your heayed out the window...and the lawn sprinkler in your mahnd is on wide spray but whut you need is a good positive straight spray.…

Rand Paul reminds me of that grocery bagboy always picking at his skin and looking for his lost “rock.”

It’s false advertising. Ceasar didn't even live there.

Don't forget Dr Phil 

I would watch this show provided it is hosted by My Pillow guy. 

I am all about Vegas, but Ceasar’s?  She can’t even do Vegas right FFS.

I was with her until she said Caesar’s; replace Vegas with the smibillion restaurants, bars and live music venues in the Bay Area and I’m there...but to each their own...

I want a show with this twit, Ellen, that bird Sharon Osbourne, and Piers Morgan. Call it “Toxic” and they could interview other toxic assholes every week like Rand Paul, that Bachelor guy and others. Daytime Emmy for sure. People love problematic people.

I don’t even need to go that big.

My boyfriend never had dish issues, mostly because he was a distinct ‘use one bowl over and over again and just wash it in between, thus only needing one bowl, one fork, one pan, etc’

Same it was almost painful to watch. I don’t understand how people can leave dishes out for longer than a few days and just let them pile up. It’s not only unsightly but it’s unsanitary! 

It’s so painful to watch. It’s also a reminder that a bit of extra money can help so much. Being able to hire a cleaning lady to come in once a week makes a big difference. I’ve relied on such amenities in my own relationships. I don’t think I could handle the kind of daily grind that this women so heroically faces. I…

There are warehouses in freeports full of masterpieces being used as playing chips, tax shelters in art format. It’s loathesome. 

Philistine.

Insurance, probably. Owning a genuine Picasso would cost a continual fortune in terms of insuring and guarding it, plus the constant terror of a fire or other disaster destroying it. No wonder most collectors end up loaning/donating to museums.

Most rich people who collect art aren’t that interested in it. Its a commodity to store wealth in. They collect the work they do for the same reason they collect Birkin’s, it holds a reputation and is desired by those around them.

High end art is a tax shelter/money laundering scheme. Fuck all these people and their hideous art clout farts.

If  you ain’t got a velvet tapestry of dogs playing poker, then you ain’t got shit. Poseurs.

This isn’t about art but seeing the sisters in those body suits reminded me of the other night when I saw part of an episode where Khloe and Tristan were bouncing on an in ground trampoline at one of the houses.

Its one thing to look at these pieces in the context of some kind of frou frou gallery exhibit and another to see them decorating the homes of celebrities. I think the intent for these (rich white stereotypical “fine art school”) artists is to turn the gallery space into an ironic inversion of itself through the lens…